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511Flyer
Vintage Pair
Posts: 2217 Joined: 24 Jun 2007, 10:13
Location: Surrey
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by 511Flyer » 26 Mar 2013, 10:42
I was reading that Bill Gates has offered $100,000 to anybody who invents a new condom.
One birth control method that can be used is a small pebble. Put it in your shoe and it makes you limp!
If you read this Bill, my bank details are .........
DaveB
The Ministry
Posts: 30457 Joined: 17 Jun 2004, 20:46
Location: Pelsall, West Mids, UK
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by DaveB » 26 Mar 2013, 10:49
Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
Tomliner
Red Arrows
Posts: 5739 Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00
Location: Edinburgh UK
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by Tomliner » 26 Mar 2013, 13:02
No,you've lost me now.
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
WhisperJet
Concorde
Posts: 912 Joined: 18 Nov 2008, 14:33
Location: LOWW
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by WhisperJet » 26 Mar 2013, 13:05
No need however to instruct Billy on this issue.
After the wedding night his wife Melinda told reporters:
"now I know why his company's named Microsoft"
Noise Abatement? Never.
(D. Maltby)
Garry Russell
The Ministry
Posts: 27180 Joined: 29 Jan 2005, 00:53
Location: On the other side of the wall
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by Garry Russell » 26 Mar 2013, 18:30
Good one Nick
Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."