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511Flyer
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New condom.

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I was reading that Bill Gates has offered $100,000 to anybody who invents a new condom.

One birth control method that can be used is a small pebble. Put it in your shoe and it makes you limp!

If you read this Bill, my bank details are .........

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Another use for the same pebble would be for the female to hold it tightly between her knees :worried:

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No,you've lost me now. *-) *-) EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

No need however to instruct Billy on this issue.
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WhisperJet wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:


"now I know why his company's named Microsoft"
:lol:
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:rofl: :rofl:

Good one Nick
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