Hello Toes

steelsporran · Post by **steelsporran** » 27 Mar 2013, 22:05

An old fella was celebrating 75 years on this earth.

He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you're 75 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked on the beach in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!"
"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 75 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little b~gger.
Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 75"

dodger · Post by **dodger** » 27 Mar 2013, 22:10

Happens to us all!!!

Roger.

Dev One · Post by **Dev One** » 28 Mar 2013, 08:41

I don't often think of myself as an old fella......I will be that old in just over a month......heeeellllllp!
Keith

Airspeed · Post by **Airspeed** » 28 Mar 2013, 09:40

You don't even have to be that old, just have your prostate removed.

Post by **Garry Russell** » 28 Mar 2013, 10:11

Tomliner · Post by **Tomliner** » 28 Mar 2013, 10:34

I'm sure I don't know what you mean

EricT

NigelC · Post by **NigelC** » 28 Mar 2013, 15:44

Airspeed wrote:You don't even have to be that old, just have your prostate removed.

Or your pituitary!

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