Not all seniors are senile....

[Filonian]

An elderly,[85] white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young 25yr.old blonde at his side. And you guessed it, she was pasionately in love with him.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said.

On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend......!"




Graham

[DaveB]

That works for me

ATB
DaveB

[Garry Russell]

Now where's my checkbook??

[Airspeed]

How typical of an old guy not to use plastic; and perfectly timed, eh, what?