Killer on the Loose

[Garry Russell]

Ten days ago, a body was discovered in the woods...oddly the cause of death seems to have been choking from having muesli forced down the victims throat.

Four days ago, another body was found, also choked by muesli forced down the throat.

Obviously the police were considering that the two murders were by the same person or persons unknown but need to confirm a link

Last night a third body was discovered, again choked by muesli. The detective in charge has made a statement confirming they are indeed dealing with a cereal killer

[NigelC]

I heard about this. An acquaintance of mine is "Alpen the police with their enquiries"

[Garry Russell]

If guilty he's in for a lot of porridge.

[NigelC]

I think he'll get off Scott's free.

[Chris558]

A cereal bowl has been found nearby. The Police are looking into it.

[airboatr]

... a female reporter on scene asked what was in the bowl.

The policeman replied.


Nut N' Honey.

[steelsporran]

These puns are getting Kornie!

[Airspeed]

Sorry, Chaps,
There's not a grain of truth in this.
Pity, as the killer would really be loose after all that muesli.

[Filonian]

It all sounds a bit "flakey" to me.




Graham

[Tomliner]

I wonder if he'll get his oats while he's out. EricT