Winking problem.....

[Filonian]

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal.

You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.

However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said."If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a bottle of aspirin.

He opens it, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!"

"Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a chemist, winking, and asked for aspirin?"



Graham

[DaveB]

Didn't see that one coming

ATB
DaveB

[TSR2]

That's Class!

[dodger]

How true Graham

Different now for sure, When i was in my teens it was always the Barbers,

Roger.

[511Flyer]

What happened if you asked the barber for a little bit off the top?

[dodger]

Ah, back then i used to have a Crew cut as my hair was thick!! i just wish i had some of it now

No need to visit the Barbers now though as the Wife sorts it in 5 minutes [My Hair]

Roger.

[grumpyoldb]

It used to be, "Something for the weekend sir?"

[Airspeed]

What's a condom?
Is that short for one of those time share holiday blocks?

[Airspeed]

Anyway, why DO the Americans use condominimums?
Are they:
A. Smaller than we thought.
B. Trying to outbreed everyone else.
C. Saving latex.
D. Living the 1930s song: "Don't fence me in."