A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he thought he'd
test it on himself first.
So he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned on the switch
and everything else was automatic.
Soon he realized that the equipment provided him with much more
pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he
realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his member..
He read the manual but couldn't find any useful information on how to
disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still
without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line
with his mobile phone (Thank God for mobile phones!).
'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works very
well, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'
'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will
release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day....’
Ouch EricT
That would be out of my league! 