Ethel And Margaret

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Tomliner
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Ethel And Margaret

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Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident,
Judy remarried again, and this time she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel".
:) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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Re: Ethel And Margaret

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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