Airport Body Scanner Results

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Tomliner
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Airport Body Scanner Results

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FULL BODY SCANS AT CANADIAN AIRPORTS:
'Canadian Air Transport Security Authority' has disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2012 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls
Male or female politicians? *-) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

nigelb
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Re: Airport Body Scanner Results

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Looks like the punch line falls under the catagory - What else is new?

Nigel²

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