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Tomliner
- Red Arrows
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- Location: Edinburgh UK
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by Tomliner »
Tom was working in the garden this weekend and his wife was upstairs, about to take a shower.
Tom realized that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't really hear him and shouted back, "What?"
He pointed to his eye, and then he pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.
His wife was a bit puzzled and again said "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
His wife indicated that she understood and signalled back.
She first pointed to her eye,
next she pointed to her left breast,
then she pointed to her backside and finally to her crotch.
Well, there was no way in hell Tom could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replied,"Eye - Left T*t - Behind – The Bush" 
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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cstorey
- Concorde
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- Location: heswall, wirral
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by cstorey »
A good'un !
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airboatr
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- Joined: 25 Oct 2007, 07:17
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by airboatr »
no need to get crochety, eh?
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nigelb
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- Joined: 11 Apr 2005, 17:19
- Location: Herndon, Virginia, USA
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by nigelb »
Yet another failure to communicate. Points for originality though.
Nigel²
