Bob And The Blonde

[Tomliner]

BOB & THE BLONDE:

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large buildingPreparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said,"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied,"Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,"You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar theguy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,butwillingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."


Bob replied,
"I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,"I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

EricT

[speedbird591]

Right up my street, that one!

Ian

[Garry Russell]

Yes ..I think I know her

[Tomliner]

I know her- I married her! Ben don't you dare tell 'er. EricT

[delticbob]

Fame at last

Bob

[Airspeed]

I wasn't aware that you were blonde, Bob.
Hey, would you care for a date?
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