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See if you can work this out:

There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill..

There were four men ....

one was walking briskly up the hill;
one was inside the brothel;
one was walking slowly down the hill and
the fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill.



What were the nationalities of the four men?










* The man going up the hill: was rushin

* The man in the brothel: him-a-layin

* The man walking down the hill: was finish


Now wait for it ..
Ya gonna love this ............................................




* The man in the car at the bottom was Irish, and he was waiting for the light to turn green
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:lol: :lol:

Although I'd never have woked it out as there is no nation of Himalaya :dunno:
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Garry,as Captain Mainwaring would have said- 'Ah,I wondered who'd be the first to spot that' :lol: :lol: EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

The winner of Wednesday's 'Spot The Smart Arse' competition :lol:
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well it's better than being a dumb ass.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That was great Eric, even her indoors really burst out laughing when i read this one out!

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