"Baaaaa-lderdash!"

[Airspeed]

Jees, they can kick hard!
To explain:
Rubbed some sheep dung on my daks, so I'd smell authentic, and strolled into the farm supplies yard.
"Just need a hand operated scrapie for now, I'll get a petrol powered unit when the flock increases" I say.
"You want WHAT!?" the man roared.
"You know, for scraping the wool off my sheep" I replied.

I've got a huge bruise on my bum; like I said, they can kick hard, those blokes.

Anyway, it's a learning process.

[Airspeed]

For those who did not know, this is a cut & paste from Wikipedia (NOT my Wonkypedia):
scra·pie
n.
A usually fatal disease of sheep and goats, marked by chronic itching, loss of muscular coordination, and progressive degeneration of the central nervous system.

I'll try not to post any more sheep puns, but I can't be trusted on this.

[Tako_Kichi]

I'll try not to post any more sheep puns, but I can't be trusted on this.

Ewe are OK at the moment Mike but don't ram too many down our throats.

[Dev One]

Yes, it might be a good idea to shear away from sheep for a while!
Keith

[airboatr]

Why did the sheep cross the road?

Edit:

Answer:

Shear terror!