The sensuous wife....

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Filonian
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The sensuous wife....

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"Have you ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?". . . the woman asked her husband.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse
and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and

pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her, and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen fifty quid all crumpled up?" . . . she then asked her husband.

"Uh . . . no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached
into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

He took the crumpled fifty pound note and started breathing a little quicker with
anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen £40,000 pounds all crumpled up?"

"No way, " he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused . . . and excited).

"Well go look in the garage," she said.




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She's a magician too having pulled a £20 note from her bra and handed him a $20 bill :-O

:lol: :lol:
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Is that called deflation? *-)

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DaveB wrote:She's a magician too having pulled a £20 note from her bra and handed him a $20 bill :-O

:lol: :lol:
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Was wondering when someone would spot that :lol:


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:lol: :lol: :lol: I dread to think where the next note might come from!EricT
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DaveB wrote:She's a magician too having pulled a £20 note from her bra and handed him a $20 bill :-O

:lol: :lol:
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:lol: Remember that video someone posted years ago of that lady magician who'd strip and pull handkerchiefs from various parts of her body? Ahh, happy days. :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I did not expect that ending, I thought ....... never mind!

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