News from Wiltshire

[emfrat]

I remember hearing of a similar event in NSW, when two blokes were jailed - one got 10 years for his act with a goat, and his mate got 7 years for acting the goat
MikeW

[Garry Russell]

From another article covering this

Meanwhile, a man who enjoyed dressing up as a dog called called Bubblegum Husky has been arrested for having sex with a cat.

[Airspeed]

I think Ben should start a new heading on this forum:"Sealed Section".
At least we'd know which bit to read first!

[AllanL]

Wot seals now. Next thing you know mermaids will be getting in on the act.

[Nigel H-J]

Wot seals now. Next thing you know mermaids will be getting in on the act.

Forget the mermaids, how about a robotic female?

At least they will not be programmed to say NO or............. Not tonight......I've got a headache!!!!!!


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225

Nigel.

[airboatr]

I bought a new freewheel cog for my bike the other day...

Regina America


Ciao

[speedbird591]

How about that

She's even got a twenty minute battery life. Not only could you have sex but she could also cook you dinner and do the washing up without recharging!

What a doll!

Ian

[FlyTexas]

She's even got a twenty minute battery life. Not only could you have sex but she could also cook you dinner and do the washing up without recharging!

Woo hoo! She's perfect! I wonder if they'll take my robotic goat as a trade in?

Brian

[Airspeed]

Going back about ten years when I was a response Bobby in Bradford, I arrested a bloke for a similar thing but with a Labrador!

So, Paul, what was the charge?
Crossing the Border?
Disturbing the Peke?
Exceeding the Beagle limit?
Having a Shih Tzu outside a public toilet?
Riding whilst Samoyed?
Driving with impaired Vizsla?
Having too many Schnauzers?

[Garry Russell]

I bought a new freewheel cog for my bike the other day...

Regina America


Ciao

Probably made for a menstrual cycle, which as Jasper Carrot pointed out, is one without a crossbar