Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "
2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!"
1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer
some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no d*ck EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
I was amused some years back, when my younger brother drove through some remote parts of Tasmania. He stopped for a petrol break in a tiny place. Apparently, the word spread rapidly, and numerous wild looking women driving battered V8s converged on the spot, eyeballing the strangers from a safe distance. An unnerving experience for him and his family!
EricT
