A Christmas message

[GHD]

Hi,

With Xmas upon us I would like to share a personal experience with all my friends about drinking and driving.

As you may know, some of us have been known to have occasional brushes with the law on the way home after an innocent 'social session'.

Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and enjoyed several large beers, followed by a couple of bottles of some rather nice red wine. Although feeling somewhat jolly, I still had the sense to know that I might be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something I've never done before - I decided to take a bus. Sure enough, on the way home there was a police roadblock and an RB unit. However, since it was a bus they waved it past and I arrived home safely without further incident.





This was a real surprise, for I had never driven a bus before, and I don't know where I got it. Now that it's parked in my driveway I don't know what to do with it. So, if you want to borrow it, be sure to give me a call.

Take care out there!

[Garry Russell]

[nigelb]

Certainly fooled me! Although that is not really hard to do.


Nigel²

[Vancouver]

Some jokes never seem to age.

[Filonian]

Graham