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During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 6 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank 5 beers."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man, or are you in the military??!"

"No," I replied,





























"I'm just a shit golfer."

















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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I always thought you'd be a pretty good golfer George :)
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:lol: :lol:

I didn't see that one coming :lol:

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DaveB wrote::lol: :lol:

I didn't see that one coming :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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