Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow in Dublin.
"Ooh”, said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers,taxidermists, who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch today if they were in good condition?”
“Sticks”, replied Paddy EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!