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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, she’s fat!”
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet...
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched
his arms out as far as they would go and announced;
”I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
The little boy yelled out, "run for your life, she's reversing!!" 
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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dodger
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by dodger »
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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nigelb
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Airspeed
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by Airspeed »
Good one!
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Filonian
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by Filonian »
Very timely Eric, that's gone into my April newsletter for the Mess - just editing and printing it.
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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DaveB
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by DaveB »
Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
