New Seniors' Healthcare Plan

[Tomliner]

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care.

So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison..... where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating,
air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That’s great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?

It’s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford to pay for your nursing care.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay income tax

Is this a great country or what?

EricT

[Airspeed]

Gets my vote.

[Garry Russell]

It's so true!!!

[dodger]

Where do i Sign,

It does make you mad when you have paid 45 yrs Tax and then treated like that when your old,

It may be a joke but Seriously you are better off inside just like Fletcher in "Porridge"

Roger.

[sketchy74]

For someone that is helping my Grandmother negotiate this minefield right now I find this rather apt.