Irishman in lift

[Dev One]

Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up
and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He
looks down and says:
"7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of
testicles, Turner Brown"

The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the
floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him......The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did
you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I
figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me................ I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I
have a 20 inch
penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is
Turner Brown"




The little Irishman says:




"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus..



.......I thought you said,



"Turn around!"

[DaveB]

ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

I can see the makings of another ghost story, surrounding the fingernail scratches high on the wall of that lift, and the ceaseless wailings

[FlyTexas]

to the joke and to Mike's reply.

Brian

[dodger]

My Grandsons will like that one

Roger.

[Garry Russell]

Only on CBFS

[cstorey]

Ooooh how rude !!!!

[nigelb]

Was it Paddy by any chance?

Nigel²

[Tomliner]

Nigel wrote

Was it Paddy by any chance?

Nigel²

I suspect that it may have been Murphy! EricT