The risks of working

[Airspeed]

Today, the lady's husband came home.
She announced: Mike and I are hot, we've been titivating the garden."
Well, I was up like a shot, ran for the door, saying: "She's making it up, I never laid a hand on her!"
Another unpaid job.

[airboatr]

Meanwhile,
two men jump in a white panel van and are in route to said location.

... good grief

[robbie]

Sounds like your reaction was triggered by a guilty conscience me thinks?, at least she didn't say "we've been rooting in the garden shed".!!

[DogTailRed2]

Naughtiness in the garden. You need to employ a Privet Investigator.