A question

[Airspeed]

Do you know why your bum doesn't fall off when you're in the shower?



Just arse skin.

[Dev One]

That was never a question I'd have thought of posing!!!
Keith

[Tomliner]

Mike, do you think that maybe you have a little too much time on your hands just now? EricT

[Filonian]

Do you know why your bum doesn't fall off when you're in the shower?



Just arse skin.

Mike, your belly button holds it on, so unless you unscrew that...................



Graham

[Kevin Farnell]

Mike, your belly button holds it on, so unless you unscrew that...................

Graham

Always what I was taught

Kevin

[airboatr]

preposterous

[nigelb]

Just don't pull the ejector lever while showering!

Nigel²

[Nigel H-J]

Nobody has yet got to the bottom of Mike's question.

Nigel.

[grumpyoldb]

Dad, can I remove my bottom?

Don't be silly son. I doesn't come off.

Well I just heard the man next door telling mum he's going to screw the @rse off her when you go to work.

[Airspeed]

Dad, can I remove my bottom?

Don't be silly son. I doesn't come off.

Well I just heard the man next door telling mum he's going to screw the @rse off her when you go to work.

OK Grumpy - another question just for you.......

Prompted by Nigel's helicopter experience;


What's soft and hairy, gets licked often and is happening as I write and you read?
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