I witnessed absolutely disgusting behavior on Weymouth beach today ...
Saw a man and woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took out his baton to the man. The guy managed to snatch it off him and began to assault the copper and his wife.
Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages..........
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Atrocious behaviour in my home town....
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Re: Atrocious behaviour in my home town....
inconceivable !
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Re: Atrocious behaviour in my home town....
Disgraceful behaviour Derek. What an example to set to children! EricT
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Re: Atrocious behaviour in my home town....
Simply superb.
you had me, hook, line and sinker right up to the punchline -
Happy Birthday Mr Punch, indeed!
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you had me, hook, line and sinker right up to the punchline -
I haven't stopped laughing yetDelP wrote: Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages..........
Happy Birthday Mr Punch, indeed!
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Re: Atrocious behaviour in my home town....
Like Kevin, you had me, too, Del!
Then Kevin started me off again with "....punchline...."
btw, Del that's a smart new Avatar and tagline you have there.
Then Kevin started me off again with "....punchline...."
btw, Del that's a smart new Avatar and tagline you have there.
Re: Atrocious behaviour in my home town....
Me too I'm ashamed to say.you had me, hook, line and sinker right up to the punchline
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