A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange
development on the inside of her thighs, a green spot on the inside
of each.
"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting
worse.
The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and
tells her not to worry until the tests come back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the
doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy. There's no problem. But,
I'm wondering. Is your boyfriend a Harley guy?
The woman stammers, "Why, yes, he is.
"Tell him his earrings are not real gold."
All that glitters.....?
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DaveB
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Re: All that glitters.....?
Can't say I expected that!
ATB
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Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
Re: All that glitters.....?
Total surprise to me, also!
Nigel²
Re: All that glitters.....?
That'd do it
Graham
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Re: All that glitters.....?
Well, at least he took his helmet off!
Cheers, Mike.
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