A retired older couple returned to a Corvette dealership where the salesman had just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you close the deal for $72,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help; and, sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later, Dad.
Happy Father's day."
Once again ... don't mess with seniors.
Car buying for seniors
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Car buying for seniors
George
Re: Car buying for seniors
I shall have to enlist the help of my two daughters later in the year.
Re: Car buying for seniors
And here I am with two sons.
Brian
Brian
Re: Car buying for seniors
Tell your boys to offer the salesman a deal He can't refuse.
capisce?
capisce?
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Re: Car buying for seniors
Its a nice car dealership you have here,,,
It would be terrible if something was to HAPPEN to it!
Joe Cusick,
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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Re: Car buying for seniors
Nice one, George!
Re: Car buying for seniors
Brilliant!
Regards
Nigel.
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.