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Dev One
- Vintage Pair
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- Location: Chacombe about 2 mile east of M40 J11
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by Dev One »
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I’m sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Oh Sh*t"
Keith
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Paul K
- Red Arrows
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- Joined: 12 Jun 2005, 16:41
- Location: Norfolk UK
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by Paul K »
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Tomliner
- Red Arrows
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- Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00
- Location: Edinburgh UK
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by Tomliner »
Brilliant.Hoist by his own petard eh?
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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nigelb
- Red Arrows
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- Location: Herndon, Virginia, USA
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by nigelb »
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Filonian
- Red Arrows
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- Location: Gristhorpe, UK
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by Filonian »
I'll send flowers
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
