died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was
no after-life at all. After a long life
together, the husband was the first to
die. True to his word, he made the first
contact: "Sue..........Sue…"
"Is that you, George?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have
sex. I have breakfast and then it's off
to the golf course. I have sex again,
bathe in the warm sun and then have
sex a couple of more times. Then I
have lunch (you'd be proud – lots of
greens). Another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the
rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's
back to golf course again. Then it's
more sex until late at night. I catch
some much-needed sleep and then the
next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, George, are you in Heaven?"
"No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas ."
EricT
