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- Airspeed
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Mrs Airspeed asked me to do some sliced eggs to go in a salad.
I tried many times, using a very sharp knife, but the albumen and yolk went everywhere.
btw, last night I was told by spamhaus or someone similar, that I was blacklisted, and not allowed to post.
Naturally I ignored them.
I tried many times, using a very sharp knife, but the albumen and yolk went everywhere.
btw, last night I was told by spamhaus or someone similar, that I was blacklisted, and not allowed to post.
Naturally I ignored them.
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Why wouldn't they blacklist a hard boiled criminal?
Oh no, I feel another 13 page thread coming on.......
Oh no, I feel another 13 page thread coming on.......
It's not a 'bird', it's an aeroplane or an aircraft
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I think he’s telling porkies or perhaps yolking! EricT
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Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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...Eggsactly
Cheers
Dave M(oly)
Cheers
Dave M(oly)
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Oh no, I feel another 13 page thread coming on.......
This thread will lettuce at least try!
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
- Tako_Kichi
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It’s a cracking story though! EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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I think someone needs their head eggsamined.
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Yep, another page after page posts of puns. Stop egging us on!
Nigel²
Nigel²
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I think we should shellve this post.
Simon
'The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning!' Alfred. E. Neuman
'The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning!' Alfred. E. Neuman