She roars "Have you not got a tool?"
"Yes," replies Paddy. "But I use that for the doughnuts."
Brian
Paddy at the Bakery
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Paddy at the Bakery
Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do the design on the edge of apple pies.
She roars "Have you not got a tool?"
"Yes," replies Paddy. "But I use that for the doughnuts."
Brian
She roars "Have you not got a tool?"
"Yes," replies Paddy. "But I use that for the doughnuts."
Brian
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Paddy's brother Sean went into the greengrocers and asked for 5lbs of potatoes. The greengrocer replied, " they're called Kilos now sir" "That's OK" said Sean, "give me 5lbs of Kilos"
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
I never knew Paddy had a brother. 
Brian
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Re: Paddy at the Bakery
Oh fer sure he had several, another one's name is Murphy don't ya know!
He's got a cousin by the name of Mick too.
Larry
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
And don’t forget Patrick and Declan. 
EricT
EricTNow at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Re: Paddy at the Bakery
I never knew they were related.Tako_Kichi wrote: ↑09 Aug 2019, 16:45Oh fer sure he had several, another one's name is Murphy don't ya know!
He's got a cousin by the name of Mick too.
Brian