The Kiss
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The Kiss
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Viking MC Ireland bikers were riding over Youghal bridge when they saw a girl about to jump off. So they stopped. Tommy, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Garda who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby....what are you doin' up there on that railing?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," Tommy also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, sweety...why don't you give ole Tommy here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even longer and deeper one. After they breathlessly finished, Tommy gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Garda, and then says... "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting babe. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed?? #VikingMC EricT
Viking MC Ireland bikers were riding over Youghal bridge when they saw a girl about to jump off. So they stopped. Tommy, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Garda who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby....what are you doin' up there on that railing?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," Tommy also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, sweety...why don't you give ole Tommy here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even longer and deeper one. After they breathlessly finished, Tommy gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Garda, and then says... "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting babe. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed?? #VikingMC EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Re: The Kiss
, yuk!
That was so wrong
That was so wrong
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How come you know that, Joe?
...now, where did I leave those cockatoo?
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Psychosis:-"a severe mental disorder in which thought and emotions are so impaired that contact is lost with external reality".
Joe, I resemble that remark!
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I'm sure a lot of these fancy words weren't invented when I was a kid!
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Yes, Keith.
You were either "clever clogs" or "stupid", no explanations given.
You were either "clever clogs" or "stupid", no explanations given.