‘Senior’ Dating

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‘Senior’ Dating

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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy:
"That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to
talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna:
"Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a
fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!
Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury
car... A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvellous dinner...
Lobster, champagne, Dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
Then we go see a show.
Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could
have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming
back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
Then Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress
and has his way with me two times!"

Dorothy:
"Goodness gracious!... So you are telling me I shouldn't
go out with him?"

Edna:
"No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.
:) EricT
May be a repeat but still not bad
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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:lol:

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:doh:


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:doh: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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