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A soldier was having a psychiatric test before being discharged
The shrink asked “What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?”
The soldier replied “It would be hard to hear”
“Good” said the shrink.”And if I cut off your other ear”?
“I wouldn’t be able to see” said the soldier
“That’s very interesting. Why do you say that?”
“Because my cap would fall over my eyes”
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol:
...and there was me, thinking his glasses would fall off.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :agree: :doh:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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