Two boys.....
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Two boys.....
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
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The oldies are still the best!
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Excellent stuff, Graham!
btw is that you in the photo?
btw is that you in the photo?
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I like it!
Similar to the one about a guy who had an operation to repair his smashed hands. He said " Will I be able to play the piano after you do this?"
Similar to the one about a guy who had an operation to repair his smashed hands. He said " Will I be able to play the piano after you do this?"
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I can't play tennis either. Hmmm... I wonder...
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Good one Graham EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Brilliant Graham.
Regards
Nigel.
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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Brilliant Graham!
Nigel²