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Filonian
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Purely educational.....

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THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION


In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach..... Image and BBQs


He created night for going prawning, Image


Sleeping and BBQs Imageand God saw that it was good.


On the Second Day, God created water....for surfing, Image swimming, Image BBQs on the beach. and God saw that it was good.


On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants Image to provide malt and yeast for beer Image and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good..


On the Fourth Day God created animals Image and crustaceans,chops, sausages, Image
steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.


On the Fifth day God created a Bloke Image to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.


On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.


So God created Mates, ImageImageImageImageImageImageImage and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.


On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good .. ...

Well.... Almost good.....

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.


So God created Sheilas Imageto clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good.....

It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!!!! Image


So, there you have it my friends. My job here is done.

Graham
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Sounds fair dinkum to me Graham.
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You have come close to causing divorce in my household, Graham :lol: :lol:

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cstorey wrote:
20 Jan 2021, 18:02
You have come close to causing divorce in my household, Graham :lol: :lol:
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Excuse me! https://www.whoinventedit.net/who-inven ... beque.html
Seems it was Canadians. :lol:
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Vancouver wrote:
20 Jan 2021, 20:46
Excuse me! https://www.whoinventedit.net/who-inven ... beque.html
Seems it was Canadians. :lol:
Well.......Each legend of creation is true in its own location, Alex. :agree: :lol:

Graham,
Thank you again, :lol: :lol: :lol:

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