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Filonian
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by Filonian »
A wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex life.
She puts them on together with a short skirt and sits on the settee.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs enough times till her husband says, Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"
Yes,she answers.
He replies,Thank Christ for that, I thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee.
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Airspeed
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Dev One
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spot
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by spot »
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