Scottish Breathaiser

[Filonian]

Graham

[GHD]

[TSR2]

[nigelb]

Nigel²

[Airspeed]

I like it, Graham

[Kevin Farnell]

I once heard it said that the definition of a 'Gentleman', is a a man who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Kevin

[Tomliner]

Nice one Graham. Yes they do become tiresome particularly played solo! EricT

[Filonian]

I heard a tale that it was the Irish who invented the bagpipes - gave them to the Scots - and they haven't seen the joke yet!!


Graham

[Nigel H-J]

[Angus Prune]

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm and sets it on top of the counter. He says "Anyone that can hand this octopus a musical instrument it cannot play, I will give you £5,000." The first person hands it a trumpet. The octopus takes a look, then spins it around, looks at it then proceeds to play it like Louis Armstrong. The 2nd person brings it a guitar. Again, the octopus checks it out, spins it around, checks it out again, only to start strumming it like Eric Clapton. The 3rd guy brought a set of bagpipes and the octopus shows a bit of interest. He grabs hold of it, spins it around, spins it around, checks it out, spins it around, spins it around......After a while the 3rd person says "Obviously this octopus has no clue how to play the bagpipes." The octopus breaks his attention from the instrument and says to the man ""Play? if I can work out how to get these stupid tartan pyjamas off, I'm gonna shag her."