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Post by airboatr »

I hope that didn't ruin lunch :roll:

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Post by Garry Russell »

AndyG wrote::lol:

No 14 seems to have a typo though, surely it should read:
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

The variation on that one is, of course, what do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!


AndyG
And then it follows with ...What to you call a deer with no eyes and no legs

Still no eye deer


And talking of Eskimo's they don't make good business men because whenever they sit down their assets get frozen!

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Post by AndyG »

airboatr wrote:I hope that didn't ruin lunch :roll:
Lunch! I knew I'd forgotten something! :doh:

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Post by delticbob »

Real Corn :lol:

Just sitting down to dinner today (thats lunch for the posh ones :redface: ) & the phone rings.

I answer & get a clearly recorded message to the effect that my radio is ready for collection (oh ya) & would I telephone etc....premium rate number.

I fly MSFS, I'm not daft :doh:

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Post by TobyV »

Reminds me of:

What do you call call a chav in a box?
Innit

What do you call an eskimo-chav in a box?
Innuinnit

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TobyV wrote:Reminds me of:

What do you call call a chav in a box?
Innit

What do you call an eskimo-chav in a box?
Innuinnit

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-#

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:doh:
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Post by AndyMinx »

Following up the chav one:

What do you call a chav in a box? Innit!

What do you call a chav in a metal box? Safe!

What do you call 2 chavs in a car? Bangin'!

What do you call a chav with a pushchair?......13! :shock:

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:shock: :lol:

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