Am I too fat?
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Re: Am I too fat?
I live in Cramlington actually, (next door to Newcastle for those who don't know) and I know exactly how exotic it is round here. Ahh, those bracing icy summer winds!
Derek, I see you lived up here and moved to Dorset. I did it the other way round, I'm originally from Weymouth! Small world innit?
Derek, I see you lived up here and moved to Dorset. I did it the other way round, I'm originally from Weymouth! Small world innit?
Re: Am I too fat?
Geordie chat.... OFFTOPIC
Jim
The version I downloaded from here sits on the runway Ok and rolls on grass Ok...so I guess you must be a Fat B***ardSwanoir wrote:I only ask because whenever I load the new UKmil Grob Tutor it plunges through the ground in a hiddeous mess! I've tried it on grass and the hard stuff but the same thing happens. Maybe it's time to go on a virtual diet...
Jim
Re: Am I too fat?
I can't help it, it's glandular! Oh, who am I kidding...I'll be in the corner of the hangar eating all the pies if you need me...
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Re: Am I too fat?
I do like a chap with a sense of humour
Btw.. if they're Pukka pies, I might join you. Never had one but always fancy trying one out when 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' comes on the box
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When it comes to pies... there is only one in the UK that is worthy of mention pieminister!!!! www.pieminister.co.uk
The most perfect pie known
The most perfect pie known
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Re: Am I too fat?
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It all comes down to exposure to the different accent - I worked with a guy from Glasgow and the first few months were a lot of nods and embarassed grins from me. But then later I couldn't figure out why people couldn't understand him
And Cramlington :think: never been there but knew it was "up north" because of work.
Finally, only Melton Mowbray Pork Pies hit the spot.
I've only been there once and was trying to find the ferry port so stopped to ask. I had no idea what the guy said so just nodded. Fortunately Mrs H #1 taught kids from the local coal mine whose parents had been moved down from Newcastle and she understood the accent.Agree Ben but you do need a phrase book when visiting!!
It all comes down to exposure to the different accent - I worked with a guy from Glasgow and the first few months were a lot of nods and embarassed grins from me. But then later I couldn't figure out why people couldn't understand him
And Cramlington :think: never been there but knew it was "up north" because of work.
Finally, only Melton Mowbray Pork Pies hit the spot.
Re: Am I too fat?
you could try what I did
inhale a bunch of helium then, you would'nt be a fat bastard ..........you'd be a blimp :roll:
BTW I can talk I was in the 300 pound club ,

inhale a bunch of helium then, you would'nt be a fat bastard ..........you'd be a blimp :roll:
BTW I can talk I was in the 300 pound club ,
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Actually I was moving back...Weymouth is my home town, I was born in Portway Hospital :oSwanoir wrote:Derek, I see you lived up here and moved to Dorset. I did it the other way round, I'm originally from Weymouth! Small world innit?
Small world indeed ;-)
Derek
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Happy Chickens?there is only one in the UK that is worthy of mention pieminister
Happy Cows?
Happy Sheep?
Happy Veggies?
Oh come on, when was the last time you saw a happy cow or sheep knowing it was going to end up in a pie? Enough to turn you into a vegetarian that!
As for the Veggies, well I give up!! :roll:
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