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nigelb wrote::

Ok fair play, anyone have any Yorkshire jokes?

Nigel²

Here's one about a Scot...


An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to enquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.

Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?

Scot: Aye, neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised?

Scot: Aye, I be that too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel
comfortable with that.

Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete pr*ck to join a golf club.







Graham

The trouble with kilts is, some of us risk being arrested for vagrancy, or "having no visible means of support", as it is pronounced in legalspeak.
I rest my c... erm, no, we won't go there.
MikeW

emfrat wrote:The trouble with kilts is, some of us risk being arrested for vagrancy, or "having no visible means of support", as it is pronounced in legalspeak.
I rest my c... erm, no, we won't go there.
MikeW

Graham

Hi,

Reading these jokes reminded me of when i lived in Devon in the 1970's and used to truck every week up to Scotland and many times parked up off of London Rd in Glasgow at a pub and used to get the children asking to look after your lorry for two bob ,as it was then,

I wonder if the children of today do that anymore?

Cheers,

Roger.

Roger -
They certainly do, but it is more likely two quid than two bob
ATB
MikeW