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Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 22:54
by nigelb

Ok, if your going to invade England, learn to speak English!
Nigel²
Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 23:02
by DaveB
No need mate.. they'll get housing and benefits off the social without learning to speak the lingo
ATB
DaveB

Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 08 Mar 2013, 23:04
by Nigel H-J
OK...in English
Oh dear, should be interesting as they always like to have red wine with their food so with any chance they will be too inebrieted for any war games
Bonsoir
Nigel
Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 00:34
by SkippyBing
Vancouver wrote:"43 vehicles, four helicopters, two landing craft and a catamaran"
A Catamaran?
To be fair I think there's a fast cat ferry from Northern France every hour so it's probably cheaper than using the French Navy...
Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 05:18
by TSR2
airboatr wrote:oh now that's just ridiculous, ...they haven't got any money.
But they do have an aircraft carrier, we have a few bits of one in kit form in Rosyth

Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 05:20
by TSR2
DaveB wrote:No need mate.. they'll get housing and benefits off the social without learning to speak the lingo
ATB
DaveB

And then the local council will produce all of their documents / website in French so as we don't cause any offence.

Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 05:22
by TSR2
NigelC wrote:No-one expects the Spanish.....

You can't beat the soft cushions

Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 13:05
by airboatr
you should be down on the beach to greet those scallywags and give them a good sacking.
me pistola su pistola

Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 13:47
by DaveB
What we
should do is do what they'd do in our place.. get our fishermen to blockade the Solent in protest

. Sadly, I doubt we have enough left to blockade Newlyn harbour let alone the Solent
Still.. I bet the local shop owners are blowing the dust off their Euro/GBP conversion charts
ATB
DaveB

Re: We're being invaded...
Posted: 09 Mar 2013, 17:39
by grumpyoldb
It's OK. They've surrendered to an eight year old with a catapult.
