Classic British Flight Sim

is it me, or is this thread becoming more and more bizarre ?

Yes, Nigel,
Granddad joke tearer/terrier. hence the 100mm high fence.

You got me on that one Mike!

is it me, or is this thread becoming more and more bizarre ?

Naw, this is just us being normal!

Regards
Nigel.

Lincolnshire Terrier

I once tried to train a Lincolnshire Terrier to play fetch.
The first day was fruitless, so the second day I thought I'd go through the charade of running after the ball my self, pick it up with my teeth and bring it back to the throwing spot.
But I couldn't get the dog to do it. The third day I again tried the same technique but to no avail.
The forth day I thought, Gezz is this dog just stupid or what? But not wanting to give up I continued with my charade... And then it happened, having retrieved the ball myself as I'd done 50 times previously
... the dog proved I was wrong in assuming it was stupid ... when I heard it say... Good boy - Good boy.

Did you try running after the ball on all fours?

Nigel²

- let's see ... I have two feet and two hands.
All four what?

Just your fours, but all of 'em, Joe.

Joking aside, I'll be doing plenty of that tomorrow (today) crawling through an attic fixing one of the worst hack jobs I've seen. There are about 25 fly taps,
Meaning : making electrical wiring connections with wire nuts without putting them in junction box.
I just hope I make it out alive,...
Getting BOT I'd like to feed the idiot who did the work to the Lions. I'm quite serious.

I started last Friday, using my infrared thermal sensor on my electrical meter. The temperature in the attic was 145° F....
...
Joy.

Joe, you be very careful up in that attic with that high a temperature. Hopefully you have someone else in the house to aid you should anything bad happen. Drink plenty of water and stay hydrated. I am serious!

Nigel²

Yes, Joe, take precautions.
Can you lift a few roof tiles to ventilate, or is it corrugated iron?
An electric fan would help, but if you have the power off