Kate and William...

[Paul K]

Reminds me of that chat up line: What do you think of Dickens...or haven't you ever been to one ?

[FlyTexas]

Brian

[speedbird591]

News flash. I found the Schweepes.

Ah! Um. Good

Thing is, Joe. Er...seems that the posh toffs have moved on to all-natural-ingredient 'Fever-Tree' now. Nobody who's anybody is drinking Schweppes any more. Would you believe it?

Sorry about that, me old mate ... http://www.fever-tree.com/cocktails.php

But I don't want you pulling some fancy tart and trying to impress her with your upmarket G&T and then she gags on your rubbish Schweppes. I hope you didn't get a case of them?

Fever Tree does taste very fresh and exotic compared to Schweppes and it's the house tonic at 'The Fat Duck' which is one of the poshest gaffs in the Country. Just down the old frog and toad from DaveB's manor! Can't get much posher than that!

Ian

[airboatr]

Well since you stated in your previous post that Schweepes was the brand to get. You know what I have to do don't you.

[ianhind]

it's the house tonic at 'The Fat Duck' which is one of the poshest gaffs in the Country

Complete with salmonella as a result of oysters tainted with sewage

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink ... ction.html

Although I think that Heston had some good ideas with his molecular gastronomy, some of it is just OOT - snail porridge anyone?

Joe, if you don't know any posh totty, stick with Schweppes. That will probably impress them anyway

[airboatr]

Heya Ian

I don't mate. I am who I am and that's who I am.

The thing about posh chics is, ya never know who they are really. So who am I really talking with eh?

Pitiful creatures.

[FlyTexas]

Well said Joe. I try to avoid those high-maintenance chics...and they try to avoid me. I guess it all kinda works itself out, eh?

Brian