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Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 14 Feb 2016, 05:50
by Paul K
Something I do if I hold a door open and the person passes through without any acknowledgement - as they walk by I say, quite loudly, 'You're welcome ! ' They then look at me in puzzlement and I say, just a little bit louder, 'Sorry...I thought you said Thank You !! '. They will stare at me in mute incomprehension, while I walk off feeling smug. It doesn't take much to keep me happy.

Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 14 Feb 2016, 08:42
by cstorey
Oh dear, this is all my fault. I am sorry that what was supposed to be a light hearted comment on Trump has been the cause of such anguish
Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 14 Feb 2016, 11:29
by Airspeed
Anguish?
No anguish to see here, move along, please. XX

XX
We're having fun!
Joe feels a bit "how's your father", but that's OK, because he will repay any unkindnes with kindness.
He says he thinks he's what's wrong with the world, but he isn't. He's one of the good guys. If he wore a hat, it would be white.
That's why we all love him too. All together now:........
We do Joe. 
Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 14 Feb 2016, 13:40
by airboatr
It's about time you said it!!
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Chris, I want to ask you a question, back when you were council to HM, did you ever suggest, in a light hearted way mind you,
let's nukem', let's just nuke the little bastards!

..
Do I have to say I'm just kidding, or....

Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 14 Feb 2016, 15:50
by Tomliner
et's nukem', let's just nuke the little bastards!
Joe, I'll just throw this clip in to the debate between you and Chris and Mike!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F-g1exgkHsU
I didn't realise that when I posted the original joke that it would give rise to so much 'fun'.

EricT
Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 14 Feb 2016, 16:15
by airboatr
And don't try to explain it to me.
Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 15 Feb 2016, 06:37
by Airspeed
Well, one never knows what one will start until one tries, eh?
Especially when there's a plague of topic hijackers on a forum!

Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 15 Feb 2016, 18:01
by dutchman2
If you replace Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton, you would have the joke in its original 2007 form.
Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 15 Feb 2016, 18:46
by airboatr
Don't get me started with her

Re: One For Our Colonial Cousins!
Posted: 15 Feb 2016, 23:58
by Airspeed
Joe,
I thought it was only my mate Barack who you didn't like.
Sounds as though you don't like any of them?