The Feds? ha fat chance, (which most of them are btw - fat), They get everything back to front. top to bottom.
just remember to wear your seat belt, one hand on the horn the other on the steering wheel.
......And drive something with as many airbags as possible! And you should be OK
... You know,

this reminds me of the day I was filling the car with gas and as I was finishing up, I noticed a couple in the parking lot of the gas station who seemed to be desirous of my attention. So i gave them a wave and the man waved me over. When I approached the car I greeted them in my usual way. Hello,

how can I help you?
I noticed the woman was holding a map, and they kind of looked at each other and then the woman's head drops back down to look at the map, and the man turns to me and asked.
" Yes, could you tell us Exactly where we are"? (with a

British accent). So I says, - like this

I say. "At the Kwik Stop Gas Station in West Palm Beach, Fl - United States of America"

.
A pause and blank look from them, .. I winked and then they laughed, albeit a nervous one

.. Priceless! I asked them where they were from in the UK, and they said Kent.
(Now I'm the one with the blank look .... like I

should know where Kent is.

)
Then,I asked them were they wanted to be and the man said they were looking for the Norton Museum, WEll I told them how to get there, the very best way, down Olive instead of Dixie Hwy to the avoid the traffic lights.
So on and so forth.
Anyway, Ian! I thought

maybe by a long shot they'd been on one of your trains. So I asked, You wouldn't by any chance know a train attendant named Ian would you? Well the woman dropped her jaw and said. ... Carries an iPad?
I said

yes!
And she said "Yes, well - I mean no, but my sister mentioned a man that fits the description and said she didn't much care for him". She said, The man made her sister sit on her hands and put tape across her mouth just because she wanted to play with his iPad and asked too many of questions about it .
Can you believe it? ... Small world , eh?
OK

everything past the point where I gave them directions is BS.
But I did tease them when they asked "Where are we" because I could tell they were a bit nervous asking a stranger in a forigen country directions and I wanted to make them feel at ease.

at the end of our brief conversation I think I just said something like. Welcome to the United States, enjoy your stay.
Fin