Well, it made me laugh!
Posted: 01 Aug 2007, 16:12
An article at Register.com, about possible manned missions to NEOs (asteroids, as we used to call them) - this link is to the comments made in response to the article, the second comment is a true classic. 
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/01 ... s/#c_41196
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/01 ... s/#c_41196