Would you believe It?
Posted: 09 Aug 2007, 13:05
Child Support Agency
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper
thing to do is find out who the father is and see why
he is not providing support. The following are all
replies that women have written on Child Support
Agency forms in the section for listing the father's
details.
Or putting it another way..... Who's your Daddy!
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to
check out Number 10.......... it takes the prize and
Number 3 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to
the identity of the father of child B, but I believe
that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a
list of names of men that I think were at the party
if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue
where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that
night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father,
can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by
my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can
contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.
I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise
7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same
time....well I don't have a clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom.
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember or sure is Delia Smith did a programme
about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed
in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't
be sure which one made you fart.
Graham
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper
thing to do is find out who the father is and see why
he is not providing support. The following are all
replies that women have written on Child Support
Agency forms in the section for listing the father's
details.
Or putting it another way..... Who's your Daddy!
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to
check out Number 10.......... it takes the prize and
Number 3 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to
the identity of the father of child B, but I believe
that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a
list of names of men that I think were at the party
if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue
where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that
night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father,
can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by
my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can
contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.
I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise
7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same
time....well I don't have a clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom.
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember or sure is Delia Smith did a programme
about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed
in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't
be sure which one made you fart.
Graham
