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Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0
installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs,
crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to
keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but
the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain
about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 ,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment
program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return
to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes
Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and
DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1
and Jewellery 5.0


STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application
is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.


Best of luck,
Tech Support ...


Graham

Excellent......Wife 1.0 has been deleted successfully from the Techy household.....Hence the Tech in Techy


Techy

Brilliant Graham.In current local environment scenario,Wife 1.0 is in snooze mode and is issuing rather disturbing audio effects through nasal outlet ports.Not sure whether to activate restart which is effected by a hard push on the unit or leave well enough alone.Unfortunately the unit may be too old to upgrade so perhaps a more modern replacement unit with newer firmware may be needed.Hope its twin optical scanners don't detect this correspondence or the current keyboard operating unit may suffer a catastrophic failure.ATB EricT