SHIPWRECKED

[sando]

For your amusement-John
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Di Jones was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

Looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted
island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his
two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful Cirrus
clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely Welshman soon; he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around
it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
Di took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
Di had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed
her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, Di started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and,
realizing he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman,
cautiously, and whispered in her ear.

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk ?"

[Nigel H-J]

[Garry Russell]

Garry

[DaveB]

:o :o :o :o

I'd forgotten the end of that!!

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[AllanL]

Well, get to the punchline then.



I'll get my coat and wellies and just be taking Dolly for a stroll. Where's a sheep icon when you need one.